Why People Gotta Be Dumb Mk. III: You Don't Understand...

"PS9" (PS9) 04/02/2020 at 09:42 • Filed to: 2020 is a shitpost confirmed

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DON’T YOU GET IT!? OPEN YOUR EYES SHEEPLE!! THE GOVT IS CLEARLY WORKING WITH THE ALIENS AND THE INTERDIMENSIONAL CYBERRAPTORS TO CULL THE HEARD, MAKING WAY FOR THE GALACTIC ARBITERS TO CAUTERIZE OUR PLANET!! NO, GET OFF OF ME, STOP, THE WORLD MUST KNOW THE TRUUUUUUTH

facw > PS9 04/02/2020 at 09:54

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So much crazy here:

Engineer intentionally crashes train near hospital ship Mercy, believing in weird coronavirus conspiracy, feds say

Boxer_4 > PS9 04/02/2020 at 10:03

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And great reporting by the Mercury as well:

Diesel gas... maybe it’s part of the conspiracy?

Brickfoot Ginger > PS9 04/02/2020 at 10:12

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Corona virus comspiracies.  I’ve read a few.  Its an odd headspace .

DipodomysDeserti > PS9 04/02/2020 at 10:14

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Well, for some reason governments are still allowing planes to fly everywhere, which is the sole reason this thing spread around the world.

Makes absolutely no sense why you would order shelter in place orders why still allowing planes to land at your airport.

My bird IS the word > PS9 04/02/2020 at 10:18

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Population control is one of the best ways to reduce unemployment. I wouldn't put it past some governments, but it is silly to think ours would benefit from it.

Aremmes > PS9 04/02/2020 at 10:30

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Obligatory:

Sovande > My bird IS the word 04/02/2020 at 10:33

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Except that when the crisis began unemployment was already extremely low. 

My bird IS the word > Sovande 04/02/2020 at 11:18

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All the more reason this is ridiculous

Gone > PS9 04/02/2020 at 11:29

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What a loco motive.

wafflesnfalafel > PS9 04/02/2020 at 12:28

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I had no idea the interdimensional cyberraptors were involved in this...

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Brickfoot Ginger 04/02/2020 at 12:42

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I love how the same folks going “china was lying about the death toll” are also saying “you ar e all a bunch of pussies, this is no big deal, get back to work ”.